Starry Mossbridge - Ferdinand the Cat Lyrics

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Ferdinand El Gato

As I walk through the streets of Amsterdam
I see a cat astray

With a big bushy tail
And bright purple eyes
I'm intrigued and walk closer to say hi

I say hey kitty kitty, what's your name
He says "come on man. I'm bigger than t-pain"

I say heyo your not so polite
You're much too cute to be so uptight
I hate to see you walking with all your swag
Just tell me your name and then you can nap

Ferdinand stops and looks at me
And says the following while drinking some tea

The cat
The name
The name
Is Ferdinand

The Cat
The Name
The name
Is Ferdinand

The cat
The name
The name
Is Ferdinand

Ferdinand the Cat

Ferdinand was a little kitty
He was born this way
He liked watching smalls and biggie
Drinking milk all day

You see Ferdinand was not a normal cat
As a kitten, he was in cat videos and all that
The fame started getting to his head
When the buzz died down he didn't know what to do instead

The cat
The name
The name
Is Ferdinand

The Cat
The Name
The name
Is Ferdinand

The cat
The name
The name
Is Ferdinand

Ferdinand the Cat

Just like a washed up Hollywood celebrity
Ferdinand started drinking and spending rashly
He first bought a brand new Ferrari
And then he bought a used 2015 Honda CRV

But Suddenly, Ferdinand was struck with an idea
He must start a cat food brand
And market it like IKEA

I'm not going to lie,
It was not easy
But Ferdinand made his company,
Bigger then Macy's
This is a story that should inspire
You too can build a business empire

But just in case you forgot his name
I shall repeat it, once agane

The cat
The name
The name
Is Ferdinand

The Cat
The Name
The name
Is Ferdinand

The cat
The name
The name
Is Ferdinand

Ferdinand the Cat

The cat
The name
The name
Is Ferdinand

The Cat
The Name
The name
Is Ferdinand

The cat
The name
The name
Is Ferdinand

Ferdinand the Cat