Statue of Goat - Jeff Lyrics

You wouldn't see it if your name was on it
You wouldn't get it if the gods spelled out your name
You got your head put in a dumpster somewhere
And all the jokes they just run right beside you
You got no clue you are the target of it all
Even when guys behind you spit right in your hair
You got your moves like a gorilla
You got the face from a horse
You got a shed, call it a villa
You lost your dog, when you got a divorce
But I've never seen a happier man
Living day by day, without a doubt or a plan
Called geek by most, driving round in his van
Problems mañana, I'm his number one fan
No I've never seen a happier man
You've got your hand down clothes and worn out shoes now
And no one helps you when you're calling out for aid
I heard a stray rejected food from your hand
Your slice of luck is like a pile of dirt now
You got no wins and not a tiny bit of slack
Your reach for friends is like your fingers run through sand
You got your house hit by Katrina
Your nerdy style, it's a cliche
You got a laugh like a hyena
Noone to hang with at the end of the day
But I've never seen a happier man
Living day by day, without a doubt or a plan
Called geek by most, driving round in his van
Problems mañana, I'm his number one fan
No I've never seen a happier man
They got their games they play, the sticks they throw, the words they say
Trying to rip from him, just all he ever had
He's my anchor, he's my clown, lifts me up when I'm down
He's my hero, he's my dad
But I've never seen a happier man
Living day by day, without a doubt or a plan
No I've never seen a happier man
Living day by day, without a doubt or a plan