Steel Phoenix - Gone with the Wind (My Hairpiece Tale) Lyrics

I was lookin' real sharp, feelin' so fine (fine)
My hairpiece was snug, every strand in line
But then came a breeze, just a gentle affair
And before I could blink, my toupee took the air
It's gone with the wind, flying free like a dove
My trusty toupee, the crown I love
Now I'm standin' here bare, with a shiny dome
While my hair's on a journey, far from home
It soared past the trees, did a loop near the sun
I swear I saw it wink, like it's havin' some fun
The birds flew around it, thought it was their king
And I'm left in the breeze, feelin' every little sting
It's gone with the wind, on a wild escapade
My stylish rug, now a free cascade
Now I'm standin' here bare, with a shiny dome
While my hair's on a journey, far from home
I chased it through the park, through the fields and the street
People pointed and laughed-yeah, I felt the defeat
But I'll tell you one thing, I'll make this vow
Next time I'll use glue, and I won't back down
It's gone with the wind, I hope it finds peace
That mischievous toupee, my runaway fleece
Now I'm standin' here bare, with a shiny dome
But I'll rock this bald look-it feels like home
So if you see a hairpiece, just floating through the sky
Give it a wave, and don't ask why
It's living its dream, on a flight so divine
While I'm here embracing this noggin of mine