Had a horse, got a pig
Might even dance a midnight jig
Life is so sweet, can't you see
It's so good to be me
Hit the brakes, spilled the beer
Don't look now here comes a deer
Had to swerve, got away free
It's so good to be me
Broke my legs, hit my head
They all thought that I was dead
I survived, so you can see
It's so good to be me
All the chickens were murdered
Killed by the tree
None of them suffered
It's so good to be me
Listen up good people
To what I'm puttin down
Happiness is the key
It's so good to be me