I told you that I'm headed home because I have to poop
But you said it was sus so you decided to snoop
I wasn't home when you drove by my house
Instead of going home I went and slept on someone's couch
Can you really blame me I wanted the D
From someone who wasn't so chubby
Someone that I might fall in love with too
Someone that really just wasn't you
Just wasn't you
We didn't talk again for about 6 months
Until I needed to wash some clothes that really stunk
And you let me come over and load up my clothes
While I sat around thinking you thought I was a hoe
Can you really blame me I wanted the D
From someone who wasn't so chubby
Someone that I might fall in love with too
Someone that really just wasn't you
Just wasn't you
Now I did it again where I pretend to be friends
Until I find someone new and all of it ends
When it doesn't work out I'll give you a shout
And see if maybe now you would like to go out
Can you really blame me I wanted the D
From someone who wasn't so chubby
Someone that I might fall in love with too
Someone that really just wasn't you
Can you really blame me I wanted the D
From someone who wasn't so chubby
Someone that I might fall in love with too
Someone that really just wasn't you
Just wasn't you
Someone that really just wasn't you