Well she's a traveling girl she's been around the world a time or two
South Korea, Costa Rica, Paris, France, Hong Kong, China, and Timbuktu
She's never been sick a day in her life
But her temperature spiked in the middle of the night
She thinks she's got the Wuhan, Saigon, Black Swan Flu
Well, Suzy's got it she don't know where she caught it now what she gonna do
Suzy's really got it, She's running a fever of 102
Well Suzy's got it, yeah Suzy's got it, Suzy's got the flu
Doctor says there's no cure nothing he can do
Suzy's got Suzy's got
Suzy's got the flu
She says it's not corona and she can't stay home alone-a
She's got a job to do
She's a gig worker, part time soda jerker yeah
Suzy's got the flu now what's she gonna do
She's gotta go to work, man, Suzy's got the flu
She says it's not corona and she can't stay home alone-a
She's got a job to do
She's a gig worker, part time soda jerker
Drives a Lyft 2nd shift yeah Suzy's got the flu
Suzy's got Suzy's got Suzy's got the flu
Well she's a traveling girl she's been around the world a time or two
She's been to Mumbai, Shanghai, Tokyo, Oslo, Mogadishu
She's never missed a day of work in her life
She's got bills to pay, guy wants a ride to Fife
Suzy's got the Wuhan, Saigon, black swan oh shit mask on F*ck you flu
She needs the money honey, she's gonna go to work. Yeah
Suzy's got the flu
She don't know what it means
To have COVID 21
It's two worse than 19
She's throwing up in the loo
Suzy's got Suzy's got Suzy's got the flu
She's run a fever of 102 yeah
Suzy's got Suzy's got Suzy's got the flu
She drives an Uber and a Lyft
Second 3rd 4th shift
She's throwing up in the loo yeah
Yeah Suzy's got the flu
There's nothing left to do
Suzy's got the flu