Orange man in the White House
Your feet are made of clay
Hair like cotton candy
Discarded in the tray
Tiny little fingers
Are poised upon the bomb
Only sleeps four hours
Then tweets with great aplomb
He doesn't like the fake news
And he doesn't care for booze
Orange man in the White House
You played us all for fools
His country wide and bigly
From sea to shining sea
Mountains high and rocky
Lake's superior
The capital is swampy
This riddle is quite easy
He wrapped that spangled banner
In a most unusual manner
Orange man in the White House
You paint the whole world blue
The left are all cuck libtards?
The right are na-aa-zies?
Up is down and down is up
Bill Cosby is a sleaze
Brexit, Breitbart, viral brain farts
Hash Flag U.S.A.
A tear rolls down the copper cheek
Of Lady Liberty
We get the con men we deserve
Losers play the rules
Orange man in the White House
You took us all for fools