Self pity ain't pretty
It feels kinda shitty
But try it with wine
You might have a good time
The emotional lotion
Will cause a commotion
From the vineyards of France
To the seat of my pants
White grape and red grape
Pinot is grim though
Cabernet cabaret
Savage onion
A burger is murder
But compliments Claret
If it's making you sad
Take your steak to the vet
With traces of guilt
And hints of despair
Try it with wine
You might have a good time
When my head in the morning
Is shrouded in mourning
Count the hours til tonight
And fight the good fight
If living was easy
Everybody would do it
But try it wine
You might have a good time
Now before you start hatin'
I ain't advocatin'
Each to his own
'Coz we all die alone
Oh give me a break
You whiny old soak
Did someone say wine?
Thank God, cause I'm broke
Try it with wine
Try it with wine
One day at a time
Try it with wine
You might have a good time