Welcome to Final Programming
Please step forward and take your place in the designated chair
Final Programming will begin momentarily
KGB Department Stores is a fun place to work
We are the galaxies department store
We are exciting, glamorous, fascinating, sensible, and happy
You are a friendly person
You enjoy your job very much
You do not question authority
You report to work on time
You always adhere to the KGB dress code
You do not ask any questions
You do not express independent thought
KGB Department Stores is a fun place to work
We are the galaxies department store
We are exciting, glamorous, fascinating, sensible, and happy
You are a friendly person
You enjoy your job very much
You do not question authority
You report to work on time
You always adhere to the KGB dress code
You do not ask any questions
You do not express independent thought
KGB Department Stores is a fun place to work
We are the galaxies department store
We are exciting, glamorous, fascinating, sensible, and happy
You are a friendly person
You enjoy your job very much
You do not question authority
You report to work on time
You always adhere to the KGB dress code
You do not ask questions
You do not express independent thought
There is no independent thought
There is no independent thought
There is no independent thought
There is no independent thought
There is no independent thought
There is no independent thought
There is no independent thought
There is no independent thought
There is no independent thought
There is no independent thought
There is no independent thought
Congratulations, you are now a fully operational KGB Agent and are authorized to make arrests
Good luck in your new position