B-A-G-E-L-M-A-N, Bagelman, Bagelman
B-A-G-E-L-M-A-N, Bagelman
There is a Bagelman, he lives around the way
He saw me throwing eggs at his house the other day
He was in my yard giving me the blame
Martin! Martin! calling my name
B-A-G-E-L-M-A-N, Bagelman, Bagelman
B-A-G-E-L-M-A-N, Bagelman
Riding his Harley down the streets
Getting mighty fat from all those Bagel's that he eats
Bagelman to Bagels, like Popeye to Spinache
Wait a minute Bagelman, I'm not finished
B-A-G-E-L-M-A-N, Bagelman, Bagelman
B-A-G-E-L-M-A-N, Bagelman
Innuendo, Innuendo
Somebody's throwing bagels at my window
I was in his yard, giving him the blame
Bagelman, Bagelman! calling his name