Stick Martin - Don't Be a Dick Lyrics

Well, I took my girl to a party and we had ourselves a pretty good time
Saw the crew and we drank some brew, but somebody got out of line
He was hitting on my girl, trying to get her into bed
So I tapped him on the shoulder and this is what I said

Don't be a dick, cu-cu-cachoo
What did I ever do to you
You're attitude it really makes me sick
Well, I've been nothing but nice
But I guess I'll say it twice
If you wanna chill tonite, don't be a dick

Well, I got a big surprise, it's not always just the guys
Some girls steal your heart, just to cut you down to size
Now, I don't mean all female, but some are just plain bad
For the bitch, the best advice you ever had

Be kind to fellow man, we're all doing the best that we can
Follow your heart, try to do the right thing
Don't be a dick, be a decent human being

So next time you're pulled over by a cop out on the road
Remember the advice, that your Uncle Stickman told
Now, compliment his uniform, his badge and hat and tie
If he still gives you a ticket, than look him in the eye
And say