Well I raged against the machine
And I was dancin with Marylin Manson
I smoked a bone with Snoop Doggy Dog
And I baby sat for Hanson
Well I ate some yellow snow way back when I was a roadie for Zappa
And Space Station Integration play Play Station with Parappa the Rappa
Rockabilly, bluegrass and the Grateful Dead
I'm too goddamned sexy like Right Said Fred
I gave acid to Sid Barret and he went insane
I played Russian roulette with Kurt Cobain
Well I choked on my puke with Hendrix
I shared a sandwich with Mamma Cass
Last year I met Elton John
And I f*cked him right up the ass
Well the Spicy Girls spiced up my world
And I think you know what I mean
And Britney Spears brought me to tears
On the day she turned 18
Rockabilly, bluegrass and the Grateful Dead
I'm too goddamned sexy like Right Said Fred
I gave acid to Sid Barret and he went insane
I played Russian roulette with Kurt Cobain
Well I sing this song from a prison cell
Elvis tried to jailhouse rock me
Got put in here for writing this song
And there never, ever, ever, ever