Jack went out for a stroll
To the chemist's, bought some ethanol
Thought he'd wake up early today
He knew pain was coming his way
So sad, so bad, so sickeningly mad
So glad, so glad, so satisfied
Another day at the office for Kate
Late night release from Bishopsgate
Gentle stroke of the hand in the square
She'll never know how Saucy Jack had found her there
So sad, so bad, so incident'ly to be had
So sad, so bad, so scantily clad, so sad
So sad, so bad, so satisfied
So satisfied, wow...
So sad, so bad, so incident'ly to be had
So sad, so glad, so satisfied, so satisfied
Wow...
So satisfied, wow ...