Strikes Back - Poison Ivy League Lyrics

Dear applicant
We are pleased to inform you
That you have been accepted to The University
We are excited to steal all your passions
And rob you blindly
Four years of college, and one degree later
Will you ask yourself
Is it too late to change my major?
18 years old when you made your life's decision
No-one told you that the ivy in the ivy league was poison
I don't know which way to go
I think I'll just go with the flow
It's not like I ever had a clue
Not like I ever did
No I never did
You can try to get by
On student loans, Mom and Dad's paychecks, and your scholarship
Trivial questions are hardly education
That certificate you purchased was counterfeit
I think I know which way to go
I'll never just go with the flow
I'm not like you
You never had a clue
Not like you ever did
No you never did
Four years of college, and one degree later
Will you ask yourself
Is it too late to change my major?
18 years old when you made your life's decision
No-one told you that the ivy in the ivy league was poison
But you said
It's not like I had a clue
Not like I ever did
No I never did
Four years of college, and one degree later
Will you ask yourself
Is it too late to change my major?