Come in with your hands down, pick up that gun
We'll call in backup for the other guys, to make this more fun
Kick down your door with no hesitation
We're tying you up with no explanation
We'll haul you off because of crazy accusations
Then cover you with kisses when we're back at the station
Reverse raids every day, we'll arrest you
No charges get laid, we'll molest you
Donut shops, sticky hands, charges dropped, like your pants
We're cute cops, walking the beat, off duty
Relax we won't hurt you, just let us inside
If you want to be cooperative undo your buddy's fly
Pit maneuvers with no hesitation
We're hauling you off with no explanation
I've got a plan, let's rent Anal Nation
And make you watch it with us when we're back at the station
Mustache rides all the time, we'll arrest you
No charges get laid, we'll molest you
Donut shop, sticky cuffs, drop'em chief, we finger butts
We're cute cops, walking the beat, off duty
Who's on beat off duty?