Mom came home with a great big box, and a little envelope
She said, "hey, Happy Birthday kid. Here's a brand new telescope"
I plugged it into the wall, but that's not how they work at all
So I read a few books, set it just right, waited for dark and I looked at a light
How did Mom know, this one kicks ass
Everywhere I looked I was there in a flash
This is my favourite telescope
Although, this is my only telescope
I can go everywhere I look with my telescope