My tuxedo t-shirt, it's my favourite one
You'll try to tell me that I really shouldn't wear it
But I'll probably have it on
At the movies, or just in the car
Some people are just what they are
It's great for funerals, malls or at the bank
I really don't give a f*ck what you think
Cut off the sleeves, now we're looking good
A tuxedo tattoo, maybe I should
Only on Fridays, or when I'm out with the guys
Ha! I'm sporting this shit 365
I'm here to tell you tux t's could change your lives
This shirt could run off with your daughters and your wives
They keep on looking because they like what they see
But they know a shirt like this is way out of their league
Can it be sexy? You know there's no doubt
A tuxedo t-shirt with the nipples cut out
It's all I want for Christmas, birthdays too
You say you like tuxedos?
Ooh have I got a shirt for you