What time is it, 8am
F*ck no, I'm late again
F*ck it, I'll turn it in
To his mailbox office bin
Wait, is that him
Do I look familiar
Does he recognize
I don't show up on time
In danger of failing this class
Oh well take another nap
But this is fool proof
I read the textbook
Then turn it in
To the mailroom
The truth is I
Showed up one time
Just to turn
In assignments
Then, never again
No 8am
He never took attendance
Time for sleep
I'm very tired
I'm such a liar
I'll be awake a couple hours
What the f*ck
I'm late again
Doesn't matter
I passed that test