Stupid Fucking People - Beer Lyrics

Beer, your near and dear to my heart
I love you more, than my sweetheart
If I won a lot of money today
I would drink Beer everyday

You make me happy, when I'm sad
Sometimes a little better, when I'm mad
I'm not quite sure, why people don't like the taste
Anything else is just a waste

Walking down the hall
I open up the fridge
What do I see?
No Beer

What the F*ck is wrong today?
Please God don't make me pay
Let me search a little more
And find another Beer

Porters, Ales, and cheap beer too
More is better, than just a few
You look so lovely stacked in my fridge
I love you more, than just a smidge

Go into another room
Just talking to my best friend
What do I see?
Beer Abuser!

What the f*ck is wrong today?
Spilling Beer, I'll make you pay
You act like you don't care
I'll beat you with a f*cking chair

Feeling funny
Starting to get the spins
Gotta get outside
Breath some fresh air
Get out of my way before I PUKE

What the f*ck is wrong today?
Feel like shit and have to pay
Only one way to make it better
Another Beer!