Stylz the Artiste - If I Was Your Man (feat. PK Tha Poet) Lyrics

If I was your man
If I was your man
If I was your man
If I was yo man I'd never take you out
I'd probably complain at you while sittin couch
If I was yo man you'd swear that I cared
While I wouldn't give a damn and tell yo ass that I hate yo hair
I'd hate all the clothes that you wear and all the clothes that you have
If I was you man I'd call you ugly and say that you always look fat
If I was yo man youd swear I was nice
If I was yo man I wouldn't act right
Only give you that half pipe
Knowing I'm yo man I wouldn't come home any night
And youd still swear that I need you
Sht I wouldn't even feed you
If I was yo man I probably leave you
In all white at a cathedral in a room full of people a preacher
Only speaking that Hebrew
If I was your man
If I was your man
If I was your man
If I was yours you wouldn't have a man
I'll walk away like hitting a grand slam
Watch you sink in a pool and wouldn't grab your hand
I'll watch you do yo make up just to have a water fight
And take the covers with the air on 20 every night
I'll start a fight just to make you care
Put a lock on the flat iron so you can't do your hair
Fill the conditioner you got with dish detergent
Cut a hole in all your socks
Cut the heel on every left shoe you work in
I'll fake propose so I can get some cake
Cause a scene and say we need a break
Get the waitress number while we out on a date
I'll eat the last piece off your plate
On the couch playing 2K
Ignore everything you thought you had to say
I hope your braids too tight and you lose your edges
And when you put on lashes
Glue get stuck in yo crevice
If I was yours you'd always be late
I'll stick a needle in yo tire so they always deflate
Make the spare into a flat tire
Hope you get stuck by a bra wire
Yo phone get a virus from lime wire
I hope yo voice crack and you sound like a man
I'm just saying
If I was yo man I'd humble yo ass
If I was your man
If I was your man
If I was your man