Thank you kindly for tuning in
To this late night edition of "Who Bought the Groceries"
Before our last commercial break
Our guest star was heading the aches from his brovaries
I think the reason we don't get along
Is you're constantly worried about being wrong
Don't let my obvious social authority
Amplify signals to your inferiority
Rumour is running, the ribbon's in place
For the unwanted sequels to the human race
I hear they finally finished that custard wall castle
For big mouths for you
So you'd have to eat through your truths
As the ring master makes his rounds
Through the he-said and she-said of "civil behaviours"
Doubtful Donnie will get his cut
Since the usual soothers aren't doing me favours
I think the reason that you're on the fence
Is that most of your argument doesn't make sense
Have you had your cookie today?
I bet that'd make this whole thing go away
Rumour is running, the ribbon's in place
For the unwanted sequels to the human race
I hear they finally finished that custard wall castle
For big mouths for you
So you'd have to eat through your truths
Tell Canaveral to lock Challenger's doors
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Rumour is running, the ribbon's in place
For the unwanted sequels to the human race
I hear they finally finished that custard wall castle
For big mouths for you
So I might as well stay in it too