Mary Lou ate Susie for breakfast
She's had trouble keeping friends ever since
She says darling I could never eat you
But that bitch really had it coming
Tasted like bad perfume and cheap lipstick
Kinda chewy like her recent divorce
Take it from one female to another
Pretty girls never make the main course
Two big bites from her giant tits
Two little nibbles from her tiny hips
Two big bites from her giant tits
Two little nibbles
Little Freddy gave his puppy a makeover
He snipped his ears and he cut off his nose
He says it's all for the sake of an artist
And cries at night cause his hamster is gone
Little pill makes a quiet puppy
Oiled chainsaw makes an easy cut
Little pill makes a quiet puppy
One easy cut
No one came to your party
You ate cake by yourself
Lost your shit at the party
Had to hate by yourself
I stole your boy and kissed your brother
You drove my car into a ravine
There's no one left sittin in the bleachers
The audience is down to you and me
Two little girls walking in stilettos
Two little girls with a machete each
Two little girls walking in stilettos
Two little girls
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Mary Lou ate Susie for breakfast
She's had trouble keeping friends ever since
She says darling I could never eat you
But that bitch really had it coming
Tasted like bad perfume and cheap lipstick
Kinda chewy like her recent divorce
Take it from one female to another
Pretty girls never make the main course
Two big bites from her giant tits
Two little nibbles from her tiny hips
Two big bites from her giant tits
Two little nibbles
Little Freddy gave his puppy a makeover
He snipped his ears and he cut off his nose
He says it's all for the sake of an artist
And cries at night cause his hamster is gone
Little pill makes a quiet puppy
Oiled chainsaw makes an easy cut
Little pill makes a quiet puppy
One easy cut
No one came to your party
You ate cake by yourself
Lost your shit at the party
Had to hate by yourself
I stole your boy and kissed your brother
You drove my car into a ravine
There's no one left sittin in the bleachers
The audience is down to you and me
Two little girls walking in stilettos
Two little girls with a machete each
Two little girls walking in stilettos
Two little girls
She's had trouble keeping friends ever since
She says darling I could never eat you
But that bitch really had it coming
Tasted like bad perfume and cheap lipstick
Kinda chewy like her recent divorce
Take it from one female to another
Pretty girls never make the main course
Two big bites from her giant tits
Two little nibbles from her tiny hips
Two big bites from her giant tits
Two little nibbles
Little Freddy gave his puppy a makeover
He snipped his ears and he cut off his nose
He says it's all for the sake of an artist
And cries at night cause his hamster is gone
Little pill makes a quiet puppy
Oiled chainsaw makes an easy cut
Little pill makes a quiet puppy
One easy cut
No one came to your party
You ate cake by yourself
Lost your shit at the party
Had to hate by yourself
I stole your boy and kissed your brother
You drove my car into a ravine
There's no one left sittin in the bleachers
The audience is down to you and me
Two little girls walking in stilettos
Two little girls with a machete each
Two little girls walking in stilettos
Two little girls
Writer: Deborah Chesterman
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid