When I was a kid, I f*ckin' thought I was smart
I was in the gifted program and I was good at art
And I thought I had it all together
I was a f*ckin' G in high school
I had a friend or three
I used to smoke weed and I still got good grades
I used to make money at the Guernsey Farms Dairy
I was paid
And now I'm f*ckin' 40 years old
And I don't know a goddamn thing
Shit
I used to know shit, but I don't anymore
I used to know shit, but I don't any
My first job was at f*ckin' Guernsey Farms Dairy
I was 15 years old
And we huffed f*ckin' nitrous in the back
And then I would see the moms and dads
Of the kids I played soccer with in elementary school
And I would walk out all high on marijuana
And nitrous and be like
Do you want a cup or do you want a f*ckin' cone
Of pralines and cream
My favorite f*ckin' flavor
Or mint chocolate chip
Or moose tracks
Or what's the other one
It's f*ckin' butter pecan with a Saunders hot fudge
And you put it all over
Now I don't know shit
I'm a f*ckin' old man
Go
I used to know shit, but I don't anymore
I used to know shit, but I don't anymore