My f*cking mom tells me I'd be a good dad, but guess what, I can't afford kids, so I'm
Don't tell my mom
Don't tell my mom that on March 1st, I'm getting a vasectomy
On March 1st, I'm getting a vasectomy
They're gonna cut open my frickin' sack, and then it's over, Jack
No f*cking kids for this guy named Neily P
Cause I'm getting a motherf*cking vasectomy
It's over
It's over