Sunset Punch - King of the Playground Lyrics

Billy came up he said he could beat me
There was no ball and there was no frisbee
He said, "Okay, let's go ahead and take a full lap all around"
But jokes on him, yeah it's a stunner
That he didn't know that I was a runner
So I smoked his ass, and then I became King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground
I'm the King of the playground
I'm the King of the playground
I'm the King of the playground

Johnny had said that it was silly
That I was crowned king because of Billy
He told me, "After school, let's meet up at the yellow slide"
We met up, there was no red rover
He just talked some shit, so I pushed him over
He hit the ground so goddamn hard, I thought he f*cking died

I'm the King of the playground
I'm the King of the playground
I'm the King of the playground
I'm the King of the playground

Josh is up, now he's a grade above
We were at the monkey bars he gave me a shove
It hurt like shit, but a good king should always know when to cry
Josh's body was full of laughs
So I told his family looked like big calves
Josh was so pissed you almost saw that tear escape his eye

I'm the King of the playground
I'm the King of the playground
I'm the King of the playground
I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground
I'm the King of the playground
I'm the King of the playground
I'm the King of the playground!