Super Honey Bum - grandfather Lyrics

Oh it's going
I'm with my grandpa you know he a retard
I make him suck my foot it make my meat hard
He sniff my ass I had to let out a big fart
He wanna use a fork on my meatballs
I f*cked twice in the back he don't recall
I shot his friend John dead in the bathroom
He didn't eat my ass I said that he had to
Then I tried to put his body in a closet that could fit two
He was fat as f*ck so you know he couldn't squeeze through
I got tired of pushin' him around
He weighed like 350 pounds
I just left him on the floor and I went to the zoo
If there's little kids there you know what I'm gonna do
This dick automatic if I see you it's gon splooge
I don't care if she's only eight I'm still making a move
She said no so now her dad's hanging by a noose
I'm with my grandpa you know he a retard
I make him suck my foot it make my meat hard
He sniff my ass I had to let out a big fart
He wanna use a fork on my meatballs
I f*cked twice in the back he don't recall
Yeah and my best friend's a crackhead
He saw an old lady on the street and he shot her
Then he took her daughter out to eat dinner and they ate fancy pasta
She died 'cause she didn't know her drink was laced
The police came in and then he got tazed
This asian guy said I had a nice bum
So I slapped him and told him to go back to where he came from
Vietnam, China, or Korea
I don't care I just don't wanna see ya
I explode on his face like Hiroshima
Then I beat him up and put him in my beamer
I pushed it in a river and it blew up
Jim tried to push it in me but it was too much
That's time I had a real nut
Then he said he wanna braid my ass hair I was like say what
I'm with my grandpa you know he a retard
I make him suck my foot cuz it make my meat hard
He wanna sniff my ass I let out a big fart
He wanna use a fork on my meatballs
I f*cked twice in the ass but he don't recall