It's a sunny day outside Dillions
Feeling the festival vibe
Going to play my bongos tonight
But I nearly got into a fight
I've been living here for all my life
And in all this time seen nothing like you
I've seen you here for all of 5 minutes
And you've got a look that pissing me off
You're just a dick head
You're just a dick head
You're just a dick head
You're just a dick head
You had a really good first impression
We took you at your own discretion
We talked and came from the same sheet
But not on the matters that bleat
I've been a tenant for 25 years
And all this time I haven't had a crossword
You've been here for, for all of 5 minutes
And you put the sign-up that pisses me off
You f*cking prick
You f*cking prick
You f*cking prick
You f*cking prick
You're just a dick head
You f*cking prick
You're just a dick head
You f*cking prick
You're just a dick head
You f*cking prick
You're just a dick head
You f*cking prick
You f*cking dick head