I was just a boy on a desert plane
Twin Suns blazing, burning my brain
A slave to my chores, hearing the Pod Race call
Dreaming of stars while fixing droids that fall
Then I met her, Angelic and sweet
A Queen in disguise, with tiny feet
But how could she know what my heart demands?
When my biggest nemesis is... Course, Rough, and Bland
I don't like SAND
It's coarse, rough, and irritating
And it gets everywhere
Not like here, Here everything is soft and smooth
I hate sand
It's so gritty, and it gets on my hand
It's everywhere, in my shoes and my hair
I can't escape it, it's so unfair
Oh, I hate sand
Why can't the Galaxy just understand?
From Tatooine to the lake on Naboo
I just want to live where the ground is smooth
I told Padmé on that fateful day
Sitting by the fire in a flirty way
Her eyes said "No," but I didn't care
I poured my heart out like the Sand wasn't there
It's not like here, soft and sleek
Your planet's a dream, it makes me weak
But back home, every moment's a trial
Sand in my socks and my joints all the while
I don't like sand
It's coarse and rough and irritating
And it gets everywhere
Not like here, Here everything is soft and smooth
I hate sand
It's so gritty, and it gets on my hand
It's in my bed, in my Bantha stew
It sticks to my skin no matter what I do
Oh, I hate sand
Padmé, please, don't misunderstand
I'll build us a life where sand's not in sight
On a comfy planet with smooth marble tile
I'll turn to the dark side if I must
Just to live somewhere without the dust
Tatooine, you're the bane of my fate
I'd trade you for Mustafar's lava Gate
I don't like sand.
It's coarse and rough and irritating
And it gets everywhere
Not like here, Here everything is soft and smooth
I hate sand
It's so gritty, and it gets on my hand
It's on my robes and in my droid's gears
I'll still be finding it in twenty years
Oh, I hate sand
Someone free me from this endless strand
The Chosen One shouldn't have to stand
On a beach full of grainy, villainous sand
So here's my vow as I take my stand
To rise above this infernal land
Padmé, you're my only demand
But please, don't ever take me back
To sand
To Sand
NO! Never Back to... SAND