Look I told you
I don't answer calls or texts anymore
I'm a DJ now
How many followers do you have?
Ha! No thanks
I'm a DJ now
I eat corn on the cob the long way
I only pee sitting down
I'm a DJ now
I need a new microphone, Mommy!
Of course I do drugs, gimme those!
I just pirated Ableton
I'm a DJ now