Swedish Metal Mafia - Becoming Santa Lyrics

Finally I got the call
Gonna be santa after all
Already prepared the dress
And I'm gonna be dressed for success
Black boots and a white beard
Oh how the children all will cheer
Gotta tell all my friends right away
Posting it on my Facebook page
And I know that I'll be famous some day

So exited I could explode
Gotta watch my step so I don't blow a one in a million shot

This is my shot
This is my call
This is my destiny
This was my shot
This was my call
This was my destiny

A dream crushed
A drink or so too much
Puked on my boss
And may have kissed his wife

I was supposed to be santa this year
But I got drunk
Now I'm laying under our christmas tree
This was my shot and it fell apart
Christmas is over and it breaks my heart

It all started to go downhill
A few shots and too much self esteem

Woke up in an alley way
Not sure what happened to me
Confused, naked and hungover

This is my shot
This is my call
This is my destiny
This was my shot
This was my call
This was my destiny

A dream crushed
A drink or so too much
Puked on my boss
And may have kissed his wife

I was supposed to be santa this year
But I got drunk
Now I'm laying under our christmas tree
This was my shot and it fell apart
Christmas is over and it breaks my heart

All went to black snowy hell
Scars on my santa suit
WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!

What the hell happened there?
There was a glitch in the matrix
Must have forgotten my meds
Forgot tell you guys
I have some light schizophrenia
And maybe some small anger issues
This was supposed to be my year of fortune and fame
And Santa school cost a f*cking fortune
Now I'm both broke and unemployed

Guess I'll try next year again