Sweeney Toad - Expert Opinion Lyrics

I know I'm just a jester
I know I'm just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
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With the same last name as a Nigerian prince
I know I'm just a jester
I know I'm just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Check my credentials, you'll see I'm such a genius
I once bought magic pills to enhance my busted penis

And I was all like the earth is totally flat
And you can hold that L because well you are mostly wack
I am always right. You are always wrong
All I need is a flashlight twist tie to build a sideways bong
Smoke pot all day and do extensive research on grown ups
Im a wizard and Wiccan I'm an intern at Dunkin' Donuts
And so what you can't handle my superior intellect
I'm introspective I'm always thinking about the internet
Where do you think I get all my great ideas from
Collect resin in jars as back up I mean why be dumb
I mean ummm why would I ever stop being high
That would never happen like cops being shy
Cause f*ck the police they're always taking away my right to party
Card me for waking and baking behind an Arby's
I'm hardly ever at school because I'm working 40 protest banners
Oh what maters is that you better vote for Bernie Sanders

I know I'm just a jester
I know I'm just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Soy boy beta cock, i'm a furious simp
With the same last name as a Nigerian prince
I know I'm just a jester
I know I'm just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Check my credentials, you'll see I'm such a genius
I once bought magic pills to enhance my busted penis

I'm such a nice guy, girls don't like me, nice dudes can't get it
I would never ever stay inside for a stupid pandemic
Don't sweat it because this is America
The government won't control me I ain't scared of ya
Hillary had emails, I've seen photos, prove it
Orange man is good Vaccines are total bullshit
I don't do shit but I know a lot of stuff for a druggie
3am I saw the infomercial bought myself a Snuggie
I'm ugly, but a good guy I should be dating a gothic fetish model
My standards outweigh my logic Tom Hanks is a pedophile
He milks the adrenal gland of babies, drinks blood, the dude is gothy
QAnon knows Illuminati
Jesus was a hoax just an excuse to impale white folks
#WhiteLivesMatter if I get the rona inhale Lysol
The coronavirus kills but so does flu and so did lightning
Bet you Tom Hanks didn't even have COVID-19

I know I'm just a jester
I know I'm just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Soy boy beta cock, i'm a furious simp
With the same last name as a Nigerian prince
I know I'm just a jester
I know I'm just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Check my credentials, you'll see I'm such a genius
I once bought magic pills to enhance my busted penis