Mostly Gross Video (MV)

You met in high school
Back when you were cool
You were mildly attractive
And your girl was too good for you
Then you went
And fell
So deep
In love
That you wanted to
Make a bigger move
Working months worth of hours
To buy that diamond ring
You got down on one knee
And you started proposing
She said yes
This was
The best
News yet
Then the wedding came
And now you're to blame
You made the shittiest hideous baby that I've seen
You know it's true
That kids not cute
It's the shittiest hideous baby that I've seen
Everyone knows
That baby is mostly gross
I'm sure I've seen
Every photo
That you post every day
They make me uncomfortable
Hold on
What's that
Is that a face
I'm not really sure
What's that skin texture
Is it a piece of fur
You made the shittiest hideous baby that I've seen
You know it's true
That kids not cute
It's the shittiest hideous baby that I've seen
Everyone knows
That baby is mostly gross
Gross
A lot of friends are having kids
And it's always hit or miss
Some are cute and instantly lovable
(And Huggable)
But then there are the others
Who's parents must be pissed
Those genes of theirs were never supposed to mix
I'm glad you're happy
And have a family
But I would wait a few years
'Fore I'd share with society
Maybe times
On your side
And some day
No one will cry
When they see your kid
Just like I did
You made the shittiest hideous baby that I've seen
You know it's true
That kids not cute
It's the shittiest hideous baby that I've seen
Everyone knows
That baby is mostly gross
Gross
Gross
Gross
That baby is mostly gross