Would you know my birthday
If it weren't for socials
Reminding you each and every year
I sit in my bedroom
Waiting for that phone call
It will never come, you're never there
Birthday girl
Birthday girl
Why won't you just please come home
Birthday girl
Birthday girl
I will never let you be alone
You do it again and again and again
And again and again and again
Putting up obstacles, throwing down gauntlets
Why can't we just be friends?
What do you take me for?
I'm not a little boy
You're tripping me up with your misdirection
Quit throwing me soft toys
You do it again and again and again
And again and again and again
Putting up obstacles, throwing down gauntlets
Why can't we just be friends?
Woah
Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Please, please
Please, please
Please, please come home now
Birthday girl
Birthday girl
Why won't you just please come home
Birthday girl
Birthday girl
I will never let you be alone
If I had a euro every time that you said
You were gonna come back home to me
I would be a rich man you would be a poor girl
Whatever will be is gonna be
Birthday girl
Birthday girl
Why won't you just please come home
Birthday girl
Birthday girl
I will never let you be alone