She sings Shania karaoke, makes friends in the bathroom line
Even though she doesn't smoke, she does, sometimes.
She's the first one on the dance floor, last one taking shots at last call
In her purse with the car keys, is a sharpie, for the bathroom wall.
So if she spilled your drink or broke your heart, oh
It wasn't me is was my fake id, whatever she did don't put the blame on me
When I drink, I can't help, but turn into someone else,
She's crazy, but it ain't me, it's my fake id
My fake id, my, my fake id
She's the one up on the table, she's the one yelling that's my song
Waking up with last night's makeup, still on
She says the things I'm thinking, crosses the lines that I won't cross
Don't care who she's turning on or pissing off
It wasn't me it was my fake id, whatever she did don't put the blame on me
When I drink, I can't help, but turn into someone else,
She's crazy, but it ain't me, it's my fake id
My fake id, my, my fake id
My fake id, my, my fake id
So if she spills your drink or breaks your heart
It wasn't me it was my fake id, whatever she did don't put the blame on me
When I drink, I can't help, but turn into someone else,
She's crazy, but it ain't me, it's my fake id
My fake id, my, my fake id
My fake id, my fake id
My fake id, my fake id
My fake id, my fake id