Tenacious D - My Biznitch Is The Shiznit Lyrics

well we met at the food court in the mall
she was in line at arby's and I was sippin on a malt
such a lovely girl I walked up to her
I wanna make u mine and buy u diamonds and pearls
she gave me her pager number and said beep me sometime
and right there I knew that this girl was mine
ur my number one girl the best in the world
ur the ish to me forget the other girls
biznitch... my biznitch is the shiznit
biznitch... my biznitch is the shiznit
I was doin cannon balls at the YMCA
she came up to me and said "hey no horseplay"
so I got out the pool like I was the man
cruised on over to her life guard stand
I asked for her number maybe call her sometime
she looked at me smiled and said "fine"
ur the number one girl the best in the world
ur the ish to me forget the other girls
biznitch... my biznitch is the shiznit
biznitch... my biznitch is the shiznit
well u know my biznitch is the shiznit
all the fellas jealous they should mind their own business
I've only got eyes for one girl
she is the one that really rocked my world
every date with me she makes our love stronger
when she's not by my side all i do is wander
she's my number one girl, the best in the world.
she's the ish to me forget the other girls.
biznitch. my biznitch is the shiznit (x7)