[ Featuring Lil CharChar ]
Halloweenies, halloweenies, pull up to the scene
We got a taco and a dino, that's all we need
Brad showed up too, but he didn't have a costume
We let him trick-or-treat with us, but, he probably won't get candy
I saw some nice costumes, they looked pretty dandy
Before we went out, we heard about this guy named Randy
We weren't afraid 'cause we had our stick handy
Nothin's gonna stop us from gettin' our candy
Bringing Brad trick-or-treating was a big waste
No offense to Brad, but, he was really slow-paced
Zero percent costume, he got nothin' on his face
Nothin' on his waist, nothin' on his- ayy
We went trick-or-treating on Pillsbury Hill
But, all they were handing out were pounds of dill
And I didn't need none, 'cause I already got some
'Cause, a week ago, I went to their pickle farm, yuh
We been causin' trouble in Pipsqueak City
The jig is up, so, we gotta go get it
Goin' out of here, and now we're in Slogville
90 on the highway, Brad, take a chill pill
Dismantling this random house with a power drill
We are burning down an old water mill
We rode a roller coaster just for the thrill
While I was riding it, I got chills
Yo, it's Lil CharChar here, I'm back again
I'm at the party, I'ma party hardy
I met Kanye at the party (Ye)
We carved pumpkins, it was a great party
The music is bumpin', Ye ate the munchkins
Brad was sad, that's too bad (wah)
All three of us were trick-or-treating
In my costume, I was overheating (haha)
I was a taco, I was not Flacko
I saw my opps, I went ba-ba-ba
Luckily, I had the stick handy
Saved our lives when we saw Randy (ow!)
I lost my phone, Post Malone (yeah)
I got drenched by an ice cream cone, Chester Stone (ha)
I sprayed Brad with fart cologne (pfft)
I spent five dollars on a dump truck loan because the
Halloweenies, halloweenies, pull up to the scene (yeah!)
We got a taco and a dino, that's all we need
Brad showed up too, but he didn't have a costume
We let him trick-or-treat with us but he won't get candy
I saw some nice costumes, they looked pretty dandy
Before we went out, we heard about this guy named Randy
We weren't afraid 'cause we had our stick handy
Nothin's gonna stop us from gettin' our candy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We trick-or-treating all night, and, we flyin' our kite
Told 'em, "Greg's always right," now, they think I'm six feet in height
F*ck Brad, he ruined this shit, get him out, bitch
We don't even want his ass in that f*ckin' house, bitch
Brad not regular, he a damn snitch
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bitch
Halloweenies, Halloweenies, pull up to the scene
We got a brick and a honey bun, that's all we need
Brad showed up too, but he didn't have a costume
We let him trick-or-treat with us, but, he won't get candy
I saw some nice costumes, they be lookin' dandy
Before we went out, we heard about Randy
We weren't afraid 'cause we got our sticks handy
Nothin's gonna stop us from gettin' that candy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ridin' 'round in that shit, yeah
Push the f*ckin' gas, we gon' rock Randy's shit, uh
"Take one candy," they say, we take two, bitch
Blew out that candle 'cause it's too lit
Put Brad in class, he gon' fail the test, yeah
I call him Buddha, he a Budapest, yeah
I wrapped up a Kit-Kat in a wasps nest
Told Brad he could have it if he could get it
Double damage to a hippo, he a hypocrite
He tried to give me a dollar, but it was counterfeit
I recommend he leaves, or, we'll take his shit
If we gettin' low on candy, we'll steal some, yeah
Pillsbury, yeah, yeah, candy
Rakin' my leaves, I'm gonna need a handyman
Storin' some children in a van
If the police see me, I'll Ken Carson Run + Ran, yeah
Seein' people on Yammet Lane in The Dump, yeah
If you run into me, I'll probably take a dump, yeah
In the school bathroom, I'll never take a dump, yeah
I'll drive your car a hundred over a speed bump, yeah
Pull up with a bomb instead of a basket
Threaten their house for all of their candy
Desperate measures, we're all fiends, yeah
Shoes, they undiscovered, you could call me Teen Bean, I'm talkin'
Halloweenies, Halloweenies, pull up to the scene
We got a taco and a dino, that's all we need
Brad showed up too, but he didn't have a costume
We let him trick-or-treat with us, but, he probably won't get candy
I saw some nice costumes, they looked pretty dandy
Before we went out, we heard about a guy named Randy
We weren't afraid 'cause we had our stick handy
Nothin's gonna stop us from gettin' our candy
