Last night someone stole my car
I called the cops this morning
They asked why would someone wanna steal your car
I said I don't know you should tell me, you'd know more about it than I do
They said, does your apartment have cameras
And I was like yeah they do
So I called my apartment, and they said
We can't do anything to help you
And I was like
Why the hell would someone wanna steal
My shitty Honda Civic, I don't really even get it
It's not even worth a thousand dollars on the street
But honestly it was worth a lot more to me
So here's a message to the man who stole my car
Or woman I guess women can steal cars too
If I see you it's on sight
Imma really kick your ass like we're in a cartoon, I'll be like
Boom boom pow gimme me my car back
Yeah yeah yeah
Gimme my car back
Yeah yeah yeah
Sometimes I think I just expect the best in people
I don't know why I don't know why
So when they asked me would you like to prosecute the person who stole your car
I was like I mean do we really need to prosecute them fully
Ideally I would just like to know what's wrong with them
Why'd they steal my car
I don't wanna ruin someone's life over a thousand dollar car
They were like okay well if you don't prosecute them then we have no reason to get them
So I said if I prosecute them then what happens
They said if you prosecute them, then we will pull guns on them and we'll treat it like a felony and if you don't
Then we won't
I was like okay prosecute their asses, seriously
Why the hell would someone wanna steal
My shitty Honda Civic I don't really even get it
It's not even worth a thousand dollars on the street
But honestly that's not what I told the insurance company
So here's a message to the man who stole my car
Or woman I guess women can steal cars too
If I see you it's on sight
Imma really kick your ass like we're in a cartoon
I'll be like boom boom pow gimme my car back
Yeah yeah yeah
Gimme my car back
Yeah yeah yeah
Tailspin tear it up, hey