We travel in a camper of half a million
Or a million, what the heck
I don't care how many horses it has
Or what comes out of the back
But my wife puts on her shades
Letting out her pets
I hear her disappointment, when she's swearing or forgets
That her new Toledo pumps are getting wet
We're doing fine
I won't miss my daily sports game
On the wifi tele set
One outside for a warm evening
And 1 in a panel above our beds
We're registered with 50 motorhomes
Heading for the sea
We have to arrive in Lissabon tomorrow after tea
So I won't miss my daily program, you see
We're doing fine
There is a schedule in the folder
To visit all the sights
How many bars we pass depends on
The patient of the guides
If she is sweet we manage to follow
For an hour or two
But the girls want to shop, or have their things to do
I get sore feet and my pals are thirsty too
We're doing fine
At five there is a drink in the circle
And some hippies sing a song
We, near the booze, talk right through it
Cause don't get me wrong
Health is a more important issue
In the life of the older man
So we discuss our ailments as loud as we can
Our visit to the next surgery is our secret plan
We're doing fine
The second item is the grandchildren
We now have four, no five
Jenny, our daughter gave birth last month
So we have to return alive
But what's for dinner, you say?
Trout again? Bring me my wine
The wife doesn't want to cook any more
For the rest she's still mine
We take our pills, forget about tax,
We're doing fine