Tamar Broadbent - Business Woman Lyrics

I want to do that thing where you go around and say your name
And an interesting fact about yourself trying not to sound lame
I want to be the new girl that everybody underestimates
Until they realize they're wrong, 'cause I say something clever about inflation rates

I want to spend my days troubleshooting
Then I want to get home and complain about commuting
I'll wear a suit and I will only drink gin
When I am a business woman whatever business that'll be in

I want to talk about the pay gap and how it makes me cross
But not so much that I get labelled as a troublemaker by my straight white boss
I'll let him overlook me and talk to me slightly inappropriately
Then when he's not looking I'll sneak up and take over the mother-f*cking company

Yes, chase your dreams and don't let anybody stop ya
I want to get caught having sex on a photocopier
I want it all, but I don't know where to begin
I want to be a business woman, just don't know what business I want to be in

I want to work through lunch and then say, "god, I shouldn't have to work through lunch
I don't get paid enough for me to have to work through lunch"
And at the end of the day I'm going home early cause i worked through lunch
So bitches get out of my way!

I want to argue with my husband, when we've been together for two years
About who's gonna look after the children, 'cause we both have high-flying careers
Then he'll have an affair with his secretary and blame my 'non-availability'
But the real reason is that my wage is more than his
And it hurts his masculinity

Then I'll divorce him and start dating a man called Chase (he's a PT)
I go to work with my baby in a briefcase (I gave it air holes!)
I'm one of those mega ambitious modern women
Or at least I will be, once I figure out what business i'm gonna be in