Instagram
Everything looks better on Instagram
Reality is merely but a diagram, you can update every day
On Instagram
I capture my best moments on my iPhone-cam
And put as many hashtags in post as I can cram
#Friday #LoveIt #Yay
On Instagram
I lock my location to show where I am
And do funny things like take a picture by a pram
Then say: "Ha-ha, it's not mine"
On Instagram
You can show the world you're having Sunday with the fam
Or going out with friends, god look how fun I am
Monday #wine
We are documenting our days, at least that's how I envision it
How I envision it
We're taking pictures of our latte's, cause the barista's drawn a fish in it
He's drawn a fish in the foam
And when I get a like, it feels like home
And when I get no likes, I feel like
Deleting my account and moving to a different country
But never mind because on Instagram
It's filled with avocado's and Serrano ham
It definitely isn't an addictive scam
That can make you go insane
Yes on Instagram
You see everybody's on a beach on Instagram
Everybody's partying and has a tan
Maybe I should do more cocaine
We are documenting our lives, as if anybody gives a shit
Who really gives a shit
Are we making life look nice, instead of just living it
Just living it
Don't show how you really feel, cause no one will care
Just make it all fit, into that square
Is it healthy? Hm. Time to take another selfie
Because on Instagram
Instagram
Someone's been on holiday to Amsterdam
They went to Amsterdam
They've opted to rent bikes, instead of take the tram
And for some reason I care
Why does she care
That I'm not on a bike in Amsterdam
See there's an exclusivity to Instagram
Which reminds me of a bitchy sort-of Vietnam like
You don't know, cause you weren't there
Instagram
Why is it that when I go on Instagram
I get that funny feeling that every woman and man
Is happier than me
Instagram
Yeah, something that I take away from Instagram
Is that there might be a distance between who I am
And what I'd like to be