I keep a jar of sand on my desk
A string of shells hanging from my rearview
Got a surfboard at home on the wall
And a palm tree in every room
I asked the doctor what does that mean
Have I gone crazy with all these things that I do
He just laughed and said yes you have but there's a lot of people like you
If you're addicted to the salty blue and the feeling of warm wet sand
And all you crave are vacation days with a rum and coke in your hand
If you're only at ease in a tropical breeze there's just one thing you can call it
You're a sun fried tequilafied beachaholic
I took a sick day, and then a few more for some nine to five recovery
Off the towel and into the ocean are the only 12 steps I need
If you're addicted to the salty blue and the feeling of warm wet sand
And all you crave are vacation days with a cold Red Stripe in your hand
If you're only at ease in a tropical breeze there's just one thing you can call it
You're a sun fried tequilafied beachaholic
From the redneck Riviera to the California coast in the Caribbean somewhere
Let's all send them a post
If you're addicted to the salty blue and the feeling of warm wet sand
And all you crave are vacation days with a Dos Equis in your hand
If you're only at ease in a tropical breeze there's just one thing you can call it
You're a sun fried tequilafied got to have a wave ride beachaholic
Beachaholic Beachaholic ahhh toes in the sand