TAPGEO - Dance like nobody’s watching (Except the dog) Lyrics

I woke up late, forgot my pants,
The neighbors stared; I did a dance.
Grabbed my coffee, spilled it twice,
Guess today's gonna be real nice.

But who cares if my life's a mess?
I'm out here rockin' in my grandma's dress.
Let the world spin, let the haters talk,
I'm moonwalking in mismatched socks!

Dance like nobody's watching,
Except the dog, he's judging.
Spin around, don't hit the wall,
Slide on the floor like you're 3 feet tall.
Clap your hands, shake your knees,
Wave like you're swatting invisible bees.
Dance like nobody's watching,
Except the dog-he's still judging.

Tried to cook, set the kitchen aflame,
Now the smoke alarm knows my name.
My TikTok's poppin', got two whole likes,
One's from me, and one's from Mike.

But I ain't here to chase perfection,
I'm the CEO of bad decisions.
Life's too short to follow rules,
I freestyle my awkward moves!

Dance like nobody's watching,
Except the dog, he's judging.
Throw your hands, don't hit the light,
Do the sprinkler, it's lookin' tight!
Bounce around, wiggle your hips,
Fall on the couch and take a sip.
Dance like nobody's watching,
Except the dog-he's still judging.

So grab a broom, pretend it's a mic,
Serenade your plants like it's open mic night.
Call your friends, get 'em on Zoom,
We're a dance crew now in the living room!

Dance like nobody's watching,
Except the dog, he's judging.
Do the robot, floss if you dare,
Shuffle your feet like you just don't care!
Groove so hard, break a sweat,
This is a vibe you won't forget.
Dance like nobody's watching,
Except the dog-he's still judging.

So here's your reminder: life's just a bop,
Be the weirdo who never stops.
The dog might stare, but he'll understand,
When you're the quirkiest human in all the land.