I was surfing, the biggest wave ever
It was huge, like the great wall of Chin
It slammed a wave shaped wound, into my arm
I made a wipeout, and was smacked right to the ground
And another wave, it pulled me down
Dutch waves, f*ck you
Dutch waves, f*ck you
Dutch waves, you really suck
Sharks start circling, all around me
And killer whales, come up from the depths
Some dolphins try to save me, from this mayhem
But another shark, grabs me by the head
And he cuts off, cuts off my hair
Dutch waves, f*ck you
Dutch waves, f*ck you
Dutch waves, you're really f*cked
Yeah
The dolphins take me to a safe and beautiful place
When I got to land all these hot chicks were standing around me
They had short skirts, no shirts and they were begging to get me
But the first thing that came to my mind was, well
Let's surf these pacific waves
Dutch waves, f*ck yeah
Dutch waves, f*ck yeah
Dutch waves, you're really sick
Yeaheah