Thank you for coming tonight
I gathered you here today
To discuss matters of great importance to me and you and your families
So once again I thank you, please indulge in my wine, I aged it myself
But once again, we have come here and gathered all of us together
Us twelve ordinary people, not including dogs, puppies, cats, or mice
To discuss a matter of such great importance I'm getting to it as fast as I humanly can
But first, I again want to thank you for parking in the right spots in your designated areas
Thank you
Yes I thank you for coming to my house
And please don't forget to grab your goodie bag
And as a last piece of immigration note
I want to thank you for following me through the rain and the cold
Yes, I like to fool, but I must get you out of here
It is a matter of such great importance
But I cannot get to it