They always say, I'm a serial killer
I just killed off Captain Crunch the other day
Think I may be addicted, hell I know all my teeth are sweet
I go through candy like it's bubblegum cocaine
And I know fame's a slippery slope
I just keep sliding down like snow
Know I'm just lying when I say it's all okay
I need help
I like candy, bubblegum, cocaine and adderall
There's an industrial-sized refrigerator in my garage
Filled with diabetic blood, my name is Don Cryptonium
And I'm slowly dying in a vat in the garage. Help!
These aren't the lyrics, I seriously need help
Smoke weed every day, Help!
Are you listening? I need help, this isn't a joke, this isn't a song
I'm trapped inside of this unicorn and there's an industrial refrigerator
In my garage filled with diabetic blood, my name is Don Cryptonium
And I'm slowly dying in a vat in the garage, I seriously need help!
I like candy, bubblegum, cocaine and adderall
There's an industrial-sized refrigerator in my garage
Filled with diabetic blood, my name is Don Cryptonium
And I'm slowly dying in a vat in the garage. Help!
These aren't the lyrics, I seriously need help
Smoke weed every day, Help!