Country Pining Video (MV)

Was it my thinly-veiled attempt to lay it on thick?
Was it my endless love song crooning that did the trick?
Did I push your heart away with my country shtick?
You see my heart is large and warm, but my head is a brick

Cause, I'm woebegone and still in love with you
I'm the gum that won't come off the sole of your shoe
How do you do that thing called 'you'-I wish I knew
Because, I'm woebegone and still in love with you

I extol the way your hair shines when you sing
And your little pink toenails are the darndest thing
You and I could procreate bodaceous offspring
What I love the most about you is everything

You're vanilla ice cream to my apple pie
You're the shooting star in my nighttime sky
You're the Dolly Parton tattoo on my thigh
You're the "Do Not Enter" sign that means goodbye

Cause, I'm woebegone and still in love with you
I'm the gum that won't come off the sole of your shoe
How do you do that thing called 'you'-I wish I knew
Because, I'm woebegone and still in love with you

Yes I'm all shot down and still in love with you
And I want to win your heart, but I haven't a clue
I'm a little caffeine short of a Mountain Dew
Because, I'm all shot down and still in love with [A] you