It's 6:00 PM on a Friday
And I am feeling so hungry
My stomach begins to decay
My lover wants to get her way
She wants her food to be sautéed
There's just one thing I have to say
In my mind there's no doubt
I don't want to eat out
And I will scream and shout
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight
"What about Applebee's?
Or Silvia at the Chili's?"
I know I don't want none of these
I'd rather just stay here at home
I don't need you to bitch & moan
About expensive coffee foam
I've had enough Chinese food
And waiters that act so rude
Here I'm free to be fully nude
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant
Whoa
I don't wanna eat at the restaurant tonight