Tony's been workin' down at the jail,
Thirty-three years, never a fail.
But when the day ends and he's off the clock,
He's in that old Chevy, ready to rock.
That '93 Caprice, all dressed in pride,
Sheriff's lights flashin' as he takes a ride.
Miles per gallon? He don't give a damn,
It's all about smiles per gallon-just drivin' like a man.
Tony the Sheriff, cruisin' so free,
In his old Chevy, he's who he wants to be.
He ain't got a badge, but he's got the pride,
Drivin' through Valdres, with a smile that's wide.
Raised on big cars and country sound,
Tony's still old school, never backin' down.
As a kid, he'd ride in the backseat wide,
In Daddy's big car, with American pride.
Country tunes playin', the speakers loud,
That's how Tony learned to stand out in a crowd.
Now he's a DJ, spinnin' classic hits,
Hank and Merle, those tunes never quit.
Not a real Sheriff, but it's understood,
Tony's drivin' like a real man should.
Tony the Sheriff, cruisin' so free,
In his old Chevy, he's who he wants to be.
He ain't got a badge, but he's got the pride,
Drivin' through Valdres, with a smile that's wide.
He don't care 'bout the miles, just loves the ride,
It's all about smiles per gallon with Tony inside.
He grew up on TV shows like "The McCahans",
And "Centennial" taught him to be a man.
A firm handshake, that's how he rolls,
Tony's still old school, and it's part of his soul.
Tony the Sheriff, cruisin' so free,
In his old Chevy, he's who he wants to be.
He ain't got a badge, but he's got the pride,
Drivin' through Valdres, with a smile that's wide.
He don't care 'bout the miles, just loves the ride,
It's all about smiles per gallon with Tony inside.
Yeah, Tony the Sheriff, stickin' to the plan,
Livin' life simple, just drivin' like a man.
In his heart, he's a Sheriff for good,
And Tony's drivin' like a real man should.