Just got home from a long shift of gang banging
Got some new recruits that I spent the whole day training
Sit down with my chili, open up Hulu
Yeah I'm steady chilling with that Jim Henson voodoo
I love these puppets more than my own mother
I'm getting sleepy, brain is getting smothered
I watch one more episode, maybe another
Welcome to Sesame Street motherf*cker (Uh)
Big Bird in the bitch ass club, Elmo's on the couch getting f*cked by his cousin (What)
Next up, Oscar the Grouch, also getting dome over there on the couch (Okay)
Hold up stop, in rolls Grover, just did your bitch 'boutta do her over
Snuffleupagus pass the joint (yuh), high up in the sky floating point to point (Uh)
Ernie and Bert, hurry and 'skrt
'Boutta put these bitches to work, earning your worth
Vibing 'cause the McFlurry is perked, coochie dessert
I'm hearing that Miss Piggy can twerk!
Miss Piggy can twerk? (Twerk twerk)
Kermit the Frog, is that you?
Shooting poison darts at the boys in blue?
Count Von Count, whatcha counting?
Stacking this paper as high as a mountain
This is the gang life
F*ck with me you're gonna die, this is the gang life (Gang life)
This is the gang life motherf*cker