Oh I love lasagna, it's as good as can be
Pasta meat cheese and the head of Pooky
I murdered your bear and now just for a treat
You will all be here watching me as I eat
Oh I love lasagna I just can't get enough
Oh I love lasagna
Could you hurry it up?
Oh Garfeld, be patient, you'll miss all the fun
Don't forget that I'll be murdering you after I'm done
Oh I love lasagna so much it's insane
It's almost as delicious as causing you pain
You see what you've caused, Lizz? You see what you've done?!
You rejected me baby, but now you can't run
I hope you're all enjoying how you spent your last night
And you know that I'm enjoying eating up this last bite
Eh, I'll save it for later, I've got work to do first
I'll murder you three, then lasagna for dessert!
Could you please just finish up that lasagna?
What are you doing Garfeld?!
The C4, Odee!
Wait, what's going on?
Odee and I planted a c4 inside Pooky's head. But John baked it into the lasagna. Which means that if he eats it all, the bomb will be inside of him.
But if he doesn't finish, there's a chance it's still in the tray and it'll explode the room and kill both of us!
When does it go off?
Midnight, which is in...Ten seconds!
ONE
Now, how should I sentence you three to death?
TWO
Should I slit all of your throats and watch you take your last breath?
THREE
Dice you up in pieces, make a bloody bisque?
FOUR
F*ck! I feel like Titus Andronicus
FIVE
Scream all you want bitch! This is the perfect crime
SIX
You'll scream louder when I cut your limbs off one at a time
SEVEN
I have a feeling you'll be nicer once you're finally deceased
EIGHT
But first, I Love Lasagna, so let's have that last piece
NINE
TEN